Inu Agency
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After-hours intelligence

Inu Agency

One Shiba. One sidearm. No unnecessary barking.

Inu Agency
The Inu Agency Director, a Shiba in a black suit and sunglasses, on a glowing CRT screen.
Eyes Only

Night Operations

At 02:13, the office lights click on by themselves. The Director arrives in a black suit, checks the biscuit drawer and reviews every suspicious squirrel within three blocks. He speaks only when the evidence is useful. Most assignments end before sunrise. The rest are filed beneath the water bowl, where rival agencies have never thought to look.

Field Procedure

Every assignment follows the same quiet staircase. Skipping a step is permitted only when the mail carrier is already at the gate.

  1. Identify

    Separate real threats from ordinary vacuum cleaners.

  2. Observe

    Hold position until the target drops its guard or sandwich.

  3. Approach

    Keep sunglasses level and the sidearm pointed away from lunch.

  4. Resolve

    Recover the parcel without waking the neighborhood.

  5. Call Sign

    $inuagency, used only after the perimeter is quiet.

  6. File

    Archive the report, then deny the drawer exists.

Your file was never opened.